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this game is cool but hard
hi everyone said on May 20, 2009
i got 3 mil
biggie said on May 20, 2009
2366056
My highest speed is 94.46, my longest combo is 93 tricks, my longest jump is 113.06, my highest jump is 170.65 anyone beat that?
cavsfan23 said on May 20, 2009
good cricket games
Syed Sail Abbas Naqvi said on May 20, 2009
lets play
quentin said on May 19, 2009
good...........
dev said on May 18, 2009
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My highest speed is 91.96, my longest combo is 67 tricks, and my longest and highest jumps are 176.87 and 127.48 repecstively. anyone beat that?
Louie is awesome said on May 18, 2009
332809
Vag said on May 18, 2009
hii im hopper juping up and down so fun
x0sammii0x said on May 17, 2009
what items do you need for certain events and activites?
i can never do any in the garden area?
becca said on May 17, 2009
what is the name of that song?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jewel said on May 14, 2009
art BR u must really suck at this game. 103,989 is sucky score u idiot.
art BR u suck said on May 14, 2009
i am a boy of 16years and really respect soccer
tlimssenior said on May 13, 2009
This is the best game ever!
lex said on May 13, 2009
very cool this game
art BR said on May 12, 2009
best game
ever
dmart3 said on May 12, 2009
i want play this games
nanyer said on May 12, 2009
sweet game
this game is awsome
its tiiiite
Madison said on May 12, 2009
i wanna play that
mayyuyuwynn said on May 11, 2009
Ghetto chase is cool
lexi said on May 11, 2009
thought it was fun game didnt last long enough on lower levels
PHYLLIS said on May 11, 2009
now I got 103,989!
art BR said on May 11, 2009
I got 24,694 on first try!
art BR said on May 11, 2009
good for the kids
Darron said on May 10, 2009
haiii.... saya azam.......
muhd azam said on May 9, 2009
I've played this so manytimes I lost count but what I know is the music is aswome and the game itself is fun as heck :D. Anytime I'm bored this game is the first thing I look for XD.
Melly said on May 9, 2009
bad
barbara said on May 8, 2009
Type in "unclepeanuts" into the name when starting a tuner game and play easy and you'll start with all unlocked and 5000000 credits
drew ninde said on May 7, 2009
I LIKE IT'S COVERT FRONT ANY MORE LIKE COVERT FRONT
dianne said on May 7, 2009
Oh Tom Smith. When will you uderstand that you are the love of my life. May be one day me, u and my ginger pubes will be together for ever.
Ryan (Ginger Pubes) Mitchell said on May 5, 2009
Well this game is fun and addicting but I can't unlock the other two girls doesn't anyone know how??? Please tell me.
TheManQueen said on May 3, 2009
we got stuck on level 19, the big red button didnt do any thing ;-(
ezzie said on May 3, 2009
I cannot solve the problem with the cube, too, how can i get the cube on the desk? is there anything to do before? Can someone help? Thanks a lot
Cindy said on May 2, 2009
this game is fun, spec whilst im in maths :)
alex lacey said on May 1, 2009
you all love da cock
ian said on May 1, 2009
nice game!
eihcra said on April 30, 2009
wang u queer fanny bandit
ernie said on April 30, 2009
wang munch you fuckin queer,
penis pounding meat muncher.
alfie said on April 30, 2009
1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Gawne said on April 29, 2009
Gino deshong is fake name
haha said on April 29, 2009
Haha this game is awesome..........
Gino Deshong said on April 29, 2009
it is no a nice game it is crap
ria said on April 28, 2009
“...Sometimes I spend ages waiting for a long one because my holes are just too deep! ” - Janet the Dinner Lady on Sexual Positions

As with all popular things, Tetris was developed by those clever people in India into a set of Sexual positions. These seven positions, The Long Straight One, The Square One, The L-shaped One, The Other L-shaped One, The Zig-Zag One, The Other Zig-Zag One, and The T-shaped One, were released just in time for Christmas, and were extremely popular until those who prformed them died of bone disorders. Not Janet though.
Jim said on April 27, 2009
:)
Khalid Cockface Zaman said on April 27, 2009
I love you Waseem because you gave me a good bj. Can you come round to my house tonight and do the same? I am looking forward to seeing you. Love you xxx
YOU ROCK MY WORLD BABE ;)
Khalid Cockface Zaman said on April 27, 2009
Greeny for Head BOY
Craig Nunn said on April 27, 2009
The day of the GINGER is coming!
Michael Almond said on April 27, 2009
Nathen Hardman makes me hard
Chris Holt said on April 27, 2009
Oi Johnny Johnson why the fuck are u writing shit on this game. Spoiling it for the rest of us oh and Khalid Zaman loves to suck Wassem Khan
Chris Irene Benson said on April 27, 2009
ok game, kinda boring. :P
GirlofWonder said on April 26, 2009
Next, we get on to the gameplay. Ha, the gameplay could be summed up in a sentence, but few people realize why it is so good. Most people just think it's a good puzzle game. Some people, like me, recognize its true genius. The game is very VERY simple. All that happens is there are a bunch of falling blocks. The blocks consist of 4 squares re-arranged to make different shapes. You must take the blocks and arrange them in order to make perfect lines. When you do, the blocks will disappear. The objective is to see how long you can go before the blocks overflow to the top of the screen. Pretty simple, huh? Yeah, it is. It was done on the Atari, and I could probably program a game in basic to do it. But, here is where the genius comes in. It is very simple to make, but the game is so complex that its mind boggling how it was made.

You'd think it would be one of those games that you play once and have fun with it, then walk away and never look back. How wrong you are. The game is a black hole that sucks you in. Once you play it you can not put it down. And I am serious. Playing the game is actually very easy. They throw blocks at you, you take them, and press a button to manipulate them in such a way that you can connect them together and make straight lines. Something as simple as re-arranging blocks could never have been dreamed to be so much fun. Whether you're 3 or 30 the game is always fun. It can be played by anyone, and it is one of those games you spend a life-time trying to master. It's basis follows: Every 10 lines you make you go up a level. The blocks start to fall a little faster. Seems simple enough, right? Hahaha. The more you play it the more you realize how simple it is not. As you play it you become better and increase your reflexes to learn where you can place a shape, what shape you should try to make a space for, and ways to setup areas where you can get a Tetris, or four consecutive lines with one block. All the while the game is speeding up, and you must speed up with it.

The game never ends. For all we know someone with no life at home one day might've gotten to level 49. No one can ever end it. While most people think the purpose is to see how many lines you can get, that is not the case. The purpose is actually your high score. You could have 5000 lines, but if your score wasn’t 100,000 you wouldn't get to see the rocket blast off. Another thing about the game. It is totally weird. Getting a score of 100,000 results in seeing a little rocket blast off. A score of 200,000 gets a big rocket. And, beating Type B at level 9 results in Russian Dancers (?). So, basically it means you'll never stop playing. It's like Pac-Man where you could have had the game for 70 years but you can still play it and try to get a higher score.

Anyway, off the gameplay and replay value, I'll get to Sound and Music. Hehehe. It's very odd that you'd think a game with nothing to work with but beeps could have one of the best soundtracks ever. On the majority of the systems, the Type B and Type C tunes are exactly the same. Type B is a very fast paced weird but kinda cool battle song. It's a good tune to play if you're starting on level 9 and the heat is building up. Type C is still rather good, but not nearly as good as Type A (or type B for that matter). Anyway, finally we get to type A. This single track alone is what separates this Tetris from every other Tetris. This is what makes this Tetris better than the NES version, which arguably is the second best one. Why? Because while the Nintendo one has a very good tune from the Nutcracker, this has Korobeiniki. Korobeiniki is an Old Russian tune, which they decided would be good to put back into the gameboy version. And let me say, this is probably the second best game tune of all time. It's such a simple tune. I mean, the thing is nothing but beeps arranged into a line which could probably be done in a song about 15 seconds long just repeatedly looping, but somehow it is just so amazing, like the game. That's the best way to describe it. It's exactly like the game. A very simple thing on the surface but awesome beneath it. As for the sound itself, it's fine. The only sound you can actually hear is when you twist a block or make a straight line.

Finally, there's the control. Some people I have heard complain that it is not as smooth as the Nintendo version. I have no idea what they are talking about. The control is perfect. You use the gameboy's D-pad to move the blocks around and press A to rotate them. Very simple and very easy. Because the game moves very quickly and the control is so good, often you'll be making full 360 spins to fit the piece in just the right place.

So, overall, on your hands you have one of the greatest games ever made on a portable game machine. What could be better? The game has great graphics, the most addictive gameplay ever known to man-kind (Yes Starcraft, Tetris beats you. I'm sorry, but we still love you), one of the best soundtracks ever, perfect and smooth control, and just awesome polish. If all of this wasn't enough Nintendo was so nice that you can play as Mario and Luigi and play against each other! If you have not heard of this game get out of the rock you've been under for 20 years, and if you haven’t bought it yet shell out the 15 bucks it'll take to buy an original gameboy and this game.
Jim Jimmy (Bob) for short said on April 23, 2009
this game was beautiful
lalit said on April 22, 2009
Isn't there any moderation on this review section!? At least someone actually reviewed this thing. This is a favourite game for many people. It is a highly addictive and challenging game. It might seem simple at the beginning but you will soon realize that you need to use a lot of skills and reflexes to score higher. The objective of the game is to build straight lines of the falling blocks at the bottom of the game board. Each line completed disappears from the game board adding to your score. If you keep piling up the blocks it will soon touch the top of the game board thus ending your game.
Enjoy!
Johnny Johnson said on April 22, 2009
craig you said youd pick up some cheesestrings for me! but wtf did i get a pack of tampons and you work at tesco! no wonder youll never get promoted to ASDA!
will william foote said on April 22, 2009
good work
selena ray said on April 22, 2009
well,the game is,lets say soo fuckin boring.im sorry to be so rude,but...what can i say?nothing,kiss honey.
karmen kezić said on April 22, 2009
i like that
selena ray said on April 22, 2009
excellent game love it its owesome man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
selena ray said on April 22, 2009
skirts are not as short as i want
selena ray said on April 22, 2009
i hateeeeeeeeeeeee it ehehhhhhhhh
selena ray said on April 22, 2009

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